Tuts Treasure Tower

About Tuts Treasure Tower

Our minds were blown.

Carrot Top is nothing like Gallagher. His props aren’t watermelons meant to be smashed with a sledgehammer. They’re topical jokes complete with setups, tags, reversals, and callbacks. They are gadgets engineered with the punk-rock aesthetic of early Saturday Night Live.

And many are filthy—much too explicit to detail here. Children are barred from the showroom for good reason.

What is Tuts Treasure Tower?

A similar scenario is playing out on the back of the MLB index introduction. Both LeagueShares and RexShares filed plans for ETFs tied to the FutureSports MLB indexes.

If approved, the funds would hold baskets of the CME-traded derivatives. LeagueShares went a step further by adding a filing for 2x leveraged MLB futures funds.

“Of course there’s already a filing for daily leveraged futures baseball ETFs — which are basically the equivalent of a corked bat with eight holes drilled in the handle that’s been dipped in pine tar,” wrote Ben Johnson, head of client solutions at Morningstar, on X.

How to play Tuts Treasure Tower

Leicester City vs. Slavia Prague (Agg 0-0) (8pm GMT kick-off)

Manchester United vs. Real Sociedad (Agg 4-0) (8pm GMT kick-off)

AC Milan vs. Red Star Belgrade (Agg 2-2) (8pm GMT kick-off)